So I was having my pre-shower wank with the shower still running cause the sound of running water is soothing.
So I’m up there with a video that I’m not even watching cause I was thinking about my girlfriend and I’s last erotic encounter. Just as I hit my crescendo the bathroom door flys open and in comes my loving girlfriend with freshly made brownies. She looks down at my dick that is .05 seconds from erupting, Gives an evil grin, and shoves the browny in my mouth just as I nut. Then laughs and closes the door before yelling “stop running the hot water!” I love my girlfriend.